My Animal Crossing Orgy

I guess in order for me to tell you the story about my three-way sex romp in Animal Crossing, I should start with some background information on the people involved.

It all happened at Quillson's house...

Quillson
Quillson is a coke-head, sex fiend who enjoys snorting coke off women's asses & men's cocks,
but he really dreams about snorting coke off a woman's cock.

Quillson hosts the weekly orgies in Shitcity, but this day was a special occasion to help out a friend.

That friend was the third member of this sexual escapade, Felicity.

Felicity

Felicity likes to push sex as far as she can,  

and is into role-play

She has paid me to act out twisted fantasies on numerous occasions.

On this day Felicity was lonely,

so I tried to help her.

I quickly realized that I would need some help, so I suggested we meet up with Quillson.

So, I brought Felicity over to Quillson's house.

  

I was a little nervous that Quillson might be too drugged out to perform,

He wasn't...

And what happened next definitely cured Felicity of her loneliness. 

Well, that's the story of my Animal Crossing three-way, I guess I should take this opportunity to tell you a little more about the other participants of Quillson's weekly orgies.

Scoot

Scoot is a dirty pervert that has given a few of my villagers fleas at Quillson's orgies. 
He's not the most hygienic person in Shitcity, and that's saying a lot! 

Scoot also destroyed his dick last week while trying to fuck a bee hive, so he’s on oral patrol at this weeks orgy.

Del

Del fucks anything that moves, When he visits your house its best to stand perfectly still.

Rodeo

Unfortunately, Rodeo has moved on from Shitcity and now resides in P’stein but his legacy lives on.

Lucky

Is the latest addition to Shitcity but has fit in perfectly. 
He’s a squirter and isn’t afraid to tell you about it.

Mrs.Nook

Tom Nook works long hours thinking up new ways to loan unsuspecting villagers money and even has his kids doing it now. He basically screws everyone that lives in Shitcity. Well, everyone but his wife.

Mrs.Nook is a lonely housewife that typically walks around in revealing clothing in a desperate attempt to gain some attention from her fellow villagers.

I'm a Stump Maker

I don't know how they know, I tried to keep it a secret, but somehow people found out...

I'm a Stump Maker

Nothing and no one is safe from my stump making

You have probably noticed that chopping down trees in animal crossing leaves a stump. But what you may not know is that there are special stumps, like this stump I'm about to make…

Anyway, there are special stumps that you can find in Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
Let me show you what stumps I currently have, and maybe we can make a few more stumps along the way...

There's  Redd's Leaf stump

A Butterfly stump

and an Animal Crossing Leaf stump

Those are the stumps that I have made so far.

Let's see if I can make a few more stumps right now.

Sometimes you have to sneak up on stumps...

And sometimes stumps beg for their life...

Anyway, now that I have collected a few more stumps let's see what I found...

There's a Heart stump

A Cat stump

And a Triforce stump

There are more stumps to discover, but let's see what benefits the stumps I found provide.

Besides looking pretty awesome, your villagers will also sit on the stumps

and sometimes even sleep on them...

But stumps also allow you to grow mushrooms. What? You don’t have mushrooms in your town?
Well, the only stumps that will grow mushrooms are the special stumps, and you are going to have to make a lot of stumps before you get a special stump. So pick up your ax and make some stumps!

Like I was saying, each special stump will grow mushrooms around them.

Some of the mushrooms are valuable

and others can be eaten to affect your character. Well, at least one can,

This mushroom will power up your character and make you grow large

The effect lasts literally one second.

So the rumors are true, I am a stump maker.
And perhaps now I've made you a stump maker too. 

Happy Stumpin'